Hello,darling
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How’s it going?
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What are you up to?
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What, no reply?
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At 00.32 Mister Flex sent you a poke
Would you like to send him a poke, too?
No!

Oi, darling! I see that you’ve blocked me. That’s not very nice. Lucky for me, I’ve got another account which I can use to talk to you. I’d like to become one of your friends. Oh, go on, pleeese!
I’m not trying to hit on you. I know there are some weirdos lurking about here. But don’t worry; I just want to chat with you a bit.
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I just want to chat with you a bit.
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Oh shit, I didn’t realise you were a singer! I googled your name and came across the video of ‘Ta bite’
(Your cock). I found it on YouTube - it made my day! That really took some guts – No kidding! You’re really very talented. Seriously ballsy. No pun intended!
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I’d really love you to worship my dick, like that.
Would you like to take care of it for a bit?
It’s so lovely and sensitive, just like you.
Would you like to get acquainted with it?
I’m sure you’d get on splendidly
I shaved my pubes this morning. Good timing, eh?
How about you. What’s your little pussy like?

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Hey, you’re not very chatty are you….You think you’re too good for me; Is that it?
I can see how, with your measly 3000 ‘likes’ bought cheaply on scofylike.com,
You might think your sorry little ass is far too good for the likes of me



Forgive me; I was a bit of a knob last night!
I said some things I didn’t mean. I was a bit pissed.
I hope we can put it behind us

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Are you sulking? Have you really got the hump?
God, how thin-skinned all you artists are!
You see, I thought you were different – how wrong I was. You’re just like all the rest
You and your navel, that’s all that matters (to you)

Well, I’ve had it (up to here) with you. To tell the truth I’ve got better things to do than waste
my time talking to a stupid bitch like you
You’re nothing but a pathetic, pretentious, self-absorbed Parisian would- be-Bohemian with an overinflated ego
You think you’re going to revolutionise music
with your crappy, soporific, anti-mainstream bullshit?
It’s just about good enough as a jingle for some dog food advert
No-one gives a toss about you
Go back to where you came from
Go and crawl under some rock and die
You filthy cunt

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